Left Foot Braking? What's that?

Cars treated like toasters here.

They're simply appliances that get people from source A to destination B and back.

I think people drive their toasters better than they drive their cars here...

With that said, I was surprised to see a carwash in the district!






"Flagship CarWash" eh?

Really?












$16 freaking 95 for a BASIC carwash!

Are you kidding me?

Ultimate Wash: $20.95
Includes Simoniz, Wheel brightener, an underbody blast and Armor all on the tires.

You know, the same price we pay in LA for a handwash, cherry airfreshener and a 40 min hand wax job tip included. And we don't have to pay for all the nonsense dressings that should be included anyway.

Flagship carwash eh?

What a horrible, unfunny joke.